Am I Physically Fit For Office?

Queen’s 1978 song called Bicycle Race with the chorus line “I want to ride my bicycle” is perfect for Lunchbox Joe to show (according to Lunchbox Joe) he has physical stamina.

But two things come into question.

Lunchbox Joe wondered in 2016 if Trump was physically fit enough for office. He also wanted to know if Trump was mentally stable enough to be in office. But Lunchbox Joe also wondered if Trump’s male genitals were presidential enough.

So Joe took a ride on his bicycle. He wanted to show he was physically fit for office.

We would like to know how long he rode his bicycle and if he could remember how to get home due to his questionable mental state.

Quite frankly we don’t think very many people wanna think about or know if the hair sniffing Joe is presidential enough when it comes to his male genitals. Someone needs to let Joe know riding a bicycle can mess with a man’s prostate. Maybe some of you will think we are giving Joe a low blow. But we really have zero desire to give Joe any kind of blow. For that matter Trump either.

Enjoy the music.

Queen: Bicycle Race

Picture retrieved from https://www.the-sun.com/news/1276935/joe-biden-picked-running-mate-veep-presidential-election/

Lyrics

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black, I say white
You say bark, I say bite
You say shark, I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don’t like Star WarsYou say Rolls, I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord, I say Christ
I don’t believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do isBicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, races are coming your waySo forget all your duties, oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls, they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties, oh yeahOn your marks, get set, goBicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
(I want a) bicycle raceYou say coke, I say ‘caine
You say John, I say Wayne
Hot dog, I say cool it man
I don’t wanna be the President of AmericaYou say smile, I say cheese
Cartier, I say please
Income tax, I say Jesus
I don’t wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
‘Cause all I want to do isBicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle (c’mon), bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

Restore our Lawful Government

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Jerry Kurl for VP

It is rumored someone named Jerry Kurl feels he should be Biden’s running mate. He says he is Constitutionally qualified due to his hair being very curly. He wants to challenge the qualifications of Joe Biden’s VP pick based on the fact his hair is very curly and the fact that he drives a corvette.

It is rumored his genitals are also qualified according to the Constitution to be the true running mate of a man who has curly leg hairs so magnificent all the children of color wanted to play with and feel his leg hairs poolside.

News flash:

Jerry Kurl swears he has never played with a man’s leg hair. Once again he wants to make this very very clear. He has never played with a man’s leg hair. He has only played with his mother’s leg hair.

Oh my, what has America come to?

Your Hair Smells Great Wanna be VP?

Reflecting upon the Constitution, we don’t remember anything in there about needing to have great smelling hair or great feeling hair. We don’t remember anything in the Constitution about having qualifying genitals.

Do you remember in 2016 President Trump was being questioned as to whether or not he could be president based on if his genitals were presidential enough?

Now Kamala Harris is wanting to be in the White House as Vice President. One must ask are her genitals sublime enough to qualify as VP. Who decides these things? Is there a delegate from either party who is qualified enough to make a decision as to whose genitals are qualified enough to be in the White House?

Has anyone seen anything in the Constitution relating to this oh so important information?

If you know of anything that addresses these oh so important aspects, please let us know by signing up to our Facebook group called Friends of the Constitution Mobile.

Can you imagine being begged to run for office, any office due to the quality of your genitals?

Please let us know your thoughts at the Friends of the Constitution Mobile Facebook group.

Are any of you aware that the state of California’s education department is moving forward on having hormone shots available to students ages 8 and above to receive sexual alteration using hormone shots? Without parents being aware of it and being paid for by the taxpayer.

Is this in line with our Constitution? Hope you all pray over these situations. God Bless America.

Mo Mo Mo Music on a Sunday

We just can’t stop it; This Sunday Musical adventure into America. We have things to do but don’t want to leave out more music for you. We have to include some legendary musicians whose hearts bled red, white, and blue. This will be one song after another. No lyrics this time. Just music. Better have some handkerchiefs around just in case these songs of America, yes some are patriotic, and the legends that sing them just may pull your heartstrings.

It’s time to stand up America. Don’t let the likes of the CDC, the WHO, and their cabal handlers tell you how to live your life, especially when they are stepping on the true Constitution and your Constitutional Rights.

Take your masks off. Stand up when you hear the National Anthem. Show your kids what it is to be a free person. Get out of your safe room, save your teddy bear for the night time, pull your adult thumb out of your mouth and get some self-pride.

God Bless America.

Enjoy the music. Here is Johnny Cash Song of the Patriot.

Johnny Cash was blessed with a woman named June, June Carter Cash. Many times in America we are all blessed with a completely musical family. There is a place called the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday night in America American families would sit around the radio and listen to a true piece of Americana. Radio Opryland. Here is June Carter Cash the better half of Johnny Cash singing Ring of Fire, the song she wrote for him.

Yes it’s a family affair. Here is Johnny and June Carter Cash’s daughter Rosanne Carter Cash. She is going to share with you music. She is also going to talk with you as they did back in Opryland. She wants to share with you about something important in America; The American family. We are playing 2 songs back to back uninterrupted so Rosanne Carter Cash can speak her peace. Truly take the time to feel your heart and how fortunate you are to be a Constitutional American. Here is Rosanne.

How about Willie Nelson singing Living in the Promised Land.

Let’s hear it for Charlie Pride singing America the Great.

What is America without America’s sweetheart? Dolly Parton, the American Flag never looked so good on the female form as with Dolly Parton performing Color Me America. It’s ok, go ahead and say it, God Bless America.

If Dolly Parton didn’t move ya, let’s talk Loretta Lynn. This song is about her life growing up in America. The song emphasises the need for love to ring true no matter what your income level is in America. Let that family love flow to you. Here is Loretta Lynn singing Coal Miner’s Daughter.

The name Kris Kristofferson is synonymous with many of his friends like Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings and the boys. One of those boys named Kris Kristofferson. Here is Kris Kristofferson singing Broken Freedom Song.

What about Merle Haggard? You know Willie, Kris, and Merle Haggard. America a beautiful place for the most part a God-filled country. Even so, we do have challenges. Let’s have Merle Haggard sing us a song that reminds us that we must all work together for better times in this Constitutional country called America is meant to be. Here is Merle singing Where did America Go.

We have to do it, we have to play Kris Kristofferson singing I am a Patriot.

Talking of patriotic songs. Here is Toby Keith singing Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue.

Let’s talk about the William’s family. Hank Williams, Jr. singing America Will Survive.

Hank Williams, Jr’s daddy the one, the only, the original Hank Williams. Daddy Hank had many hits. This is about a wooden Indian called Kaw-Liga. Guess what, Kaw-Liga actually exists. You can find him on Lake Martin in Alabama. This is true. Enjoy the tune Kaw-Liga.

American Blues is original as America. Imagine that. We could spend a whole Sunday dishing up American Blues. So we will just start with a country hall of fame song that’s pretty bluesy about the need for love. The need for someone to be true and how to be glad the river bed was dry. Cause God gives you another day to make your dreams happy in America. Daddy Hank is up one more time singing you his song called Long Gone Lonesome Blues.

Oh that Williams family. Daddy Hank had Hank Jr. Hank Jr had Hank the third. So here is Hank the third. That’s Hank Williams the third. The song Country Heroes.

Were you thinking where is George Strait? He is in the Heartland.

Talk about an American Legend; George Jones. Just as horse racing is a passion in America how could we leave an American legend on the backside of the track? George Jones The Race is On.

Attention fans of American Music and the performers who may have made you hold your musical device or sit around family radio to be entertained on a Saturday night. If we did not include a little Memphis in your Musical Sunday. If we did not take you to Graceland would we be theConstitutionMobile.com? Elvis Presley bringing you 2 songs to finish out our Sunday Blog of music. Here is Elvis Presley ( ahuh ahuh) doing the trilogy.

We thank you all for joining us at theConstitutionMobile.com. We spend a lot of time and a lot of money to move your American heart in the right direction. To move your heart in the direction of the True Constitution. You have rights here in America you will find them written out for you in the Constitution. It’s called the Bill of Rights. Stand up. Protect your rights. Protect the True Constitution of America. Let us not forget our Declaration of Independence. Help Save America by standing up. Take that mask off. Eliminate the fears being embedded into the hearts and souls of our children.

Try to remember the home of the free and land of the brave. Remember a few may want to take America away from you, your family, and your friends. Stand up. Take the mask off so when you say “I just don’t think so, not today; not ever.” they can hear you.

Here is Elvis reaching out to you, America.

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MO Music Sunday

Musical Sunday started with the song from 1968 the Steve Miller band. We moved up to 1978 and Linda Ronstadt.

Time to move to 1983 Huey Lewis and the News rolled out an album called Sports with the hit song The Heart of Rock & Roll. In 1984 rocker Bruce Springsteen had a hit song & album entitled Born in the USA.

Enjoy the music. Tell us which one rings out America for you.

Artist: Huey Lewis and the News

Album: Sports Released: 1983

Songwriter(s): Johnny Colla; Huey Lewis

Lyrics

New York, New York, is everything they say
And no place that I’d rather be
Where else can you do a half a million things
All at a quarter to three

When they play their music, ooh that modern music
They like it with a lot of style
But it’s still that same old back beat rhythm
That really, really drives ’em wild

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll, heart of rock and roll is still beating

LA, Hollywood, and the Sunset Strip
Is something everyone should see
Neon lights and the pretty pretty girls
All dressed so scantily

When they play their music
That hard rock music
They like it with a lot of flash
But it’s still that same old back beat rhythm
That really, really kicks ’em in the

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll, heart of rock and roll is still beating

Johnny, awDC, San Antone and the Liberty Town, Boston and Baton Rouge
Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City, Seattle, San Francisco, too
Everywhere there’s music, real live music, bands with a million styles
But It’s still that some old rock and roll music
That really, really drives ’em wild

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll, heart of rock and roll is still beating, yeahIn Cleveland
Detroit
Uh, heart of rock and roll

Artist: Bruce Springsteen

Album: Born in the U.S.A. Released: 1984

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Born down in a dead man’s town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that’s been beat too much
‘Til you spend half your life just coverin’ up

[Chorus]
Born in the U.S.A
I was born in the U.S.A
I was born in the U.S.A
Born in the U.S.A

[Verse 2]
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man

[Chorus]
Born in the U.S.A
I was born in the U.S.A
I was born in the U.S.A
I was born in the U.S.A

[Verse 3]
Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man says, “Son if it was up to me”
Went down to see my V.A. man
He said, “Son, don’t you understand”

This section of Today’s blog will have a finali that takes you back to woodstock. What a time in history. Since this part of the blog is about Rock and Roll, America, and standing up for the flag and our national anthem. We introduce Jimmy Hendrix and his version of The National Anthem.

Music Sunday

The late 60s and 70s were tumultuous times in the USA. Protests were both violent and peaceful. As in today’s times, the cabal was using people to create chaos just as they are today. Robbing, Looting, and Arson have been a staple in the cabal’s Marxist playbook for a very long time. If the burning/fires had only been limited to women burning their bras versus neighborhoods. Today we wish people would just burn their masks versus burning neighborhoods and businesses.

Times of chaos can inspire musicians whether in the 60s, 70s, or now 2020. We would love to know what you feel about two songs from back in the day. In 1968 Steve Miller band released a song and an album entitled Living in the USA. Ten years later in 1978, Linda Ronstadt released a song called Back in the USA yet her album was entitled Living in the USA.

Talk about the battle of the bands. You pick the winner of the battle of the bands. Let us know whose album called Living in the USA do you like best?

When we say America Rocks we prefer it to be rock and roll verses explosives in the neighborhoods of America. Now if we could just get people to burn their masks instead of their neighborhoods. The ones burning the neighborhoods don’t wear masks. If they do, it’s to hide their identity. All of you who wear your mask out of fear, GET OVER IT.

America used to be home of the free and land of the brave.

Stand Up America. Dump the mask, it will make the rock and roll music be easier to hear. Imagine going to a concert where the musicians sing to you wearing a muzzle. Would you hear them real well?

Stand UP. Dump the masks and play your Rock and Roll.

God Bless America

1968 Steve Miller Band Living in the USA

Lyrics

[Intro]
Stand back, stand back
Stand back, stand back

Stand back, stand back
Stand back, stand back

[Chorus]
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A

[Verse 1]
Where are you goin’ to
What are you gonna do
Do you think that it will be easy
Do you think that it will be pleasin’, hey

Stand back, what’d you say
Stand back, I won’t pay
Stand back, I’d rather play
Stand back

It’s my freedom
Ah, don’t worry ’bout me, babe
I got to be free, babe
Hey, hey, hey, yeah

[Chorus]
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A

[Post-Chorus]
Stand back, dietician
Stand back, television
Stand back, politician
Stand back, mortician

Oh, we got to get away
Living in the U.S.A
Come on, baby, owwww

[Verse 2]
I see a yellow man, a brown man
A white man, a red man
Lookin’ for Uncle Sam
To give you a helpin’ hand
But everybody’s kickin’ sand
Even politicians
We’re living in a plastic land
Somebody give me a hand, yeah

[Bridge]
Oh, we’re gonna make it, baby
Oh, we’re going to shake it, baby
Oh, don’t break it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Come on, baby, hey
Hey, hey
In the U.S.A., babe, yeah

[Chorus]
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A
Don’t worry ’bout me, babe
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A
Living in the U.S.A

[Chorus]
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A
I got to be free
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A

[Outro]
Come on, try it, you can buy it, you can leave it next week, yeah
Somebody gimme a cheeseburger, oh
Come on, babe
Oh yeah, hey, hey

1978 Linda Ronstadt Back in the USA From Album Living in the USA

Lyrics

Oh well, oh well, I feel so good today
We touched ground on an international runway
Jet propelled back home, from over the seas to the U. S. A.

New York, Los Angeles, oh, how I yearned for you
Detroit, Chicago, Chattanooga, Baton Rouge
Let alone just to be at my home back in ol’ St. Lou

Did I miss the skyscrapers, did I miss the long freeway?
From the coast of California to the shores of Delaware Bay
You can bet your life I did, till I got back to the U. S. A.

Looking hard for a drive-in, searching for a corner café
Where hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day
Yeah, and a juke-box jumping with records like in the U.S.A.

Well, I’m so glad I’m livin’ in the U.S.A.
Yes. I’m so glad I’m livin’ in the U.S.A.
Anything you want, we got right here in the U.S.A.

50 States of Freedom

The song 50 states of freedom was released in 1970 by Talking Beaver Music. Written and sung by Michael Brewer and Tom Shipley.

As you put your mask on, do you feel that freedom?

In fact, are you getting a little cranky (we hope so) about feeling, watching, and experiencing others stepping on your Constitutional Rights?

How much freedom do you feel as you submit daily to the fear dished out to you by the media and by various parts of the government?

Good, you oughta be cranky; don’t forget to be cranky at yourself for turning into a fearful submissive individual. Do you like watching your kids grow in fear each day because momma and daddy don’t have enough self-pride to stand up to those who have lied, defrauded, and duped you out of your freedoms?

New York now says it will fine first time non-mask wearers $10,000. Do you believe they care about you, your family, and friends? They let violent criminals out of jail with no bond, yet you would get a $10,000 fine for not submitting to their criminal attack on your constitutional rights.

What does it take for you to say enough and fine them 10 times that amount for messing with you and your family?

Municipalities and states across the country are doing the same thing. Any fines are illegal and definitely against the Constitutional Rights that are yours.

What does it take for you to stand up for you and your family?

Do you like the idea that someday, your kids will remember you as a freaking pansy who wouldn’t stand up for what should be their rights, too?

STAND UP America

Be an adult, stop the assault on the true constitutional America.

GOD BLESS America, enjoy the music while you are still allowed your right to enjoy the music of your choice.

STAND UP

written by Michael Brewer & Tom Shipley
     1970 Talking Beaver Music/BMI

Lyrics

Don’t know who’s been driving my car

But he sure is good

I’ve been sleeping on the job, sweet mama

And it’s been such a long, long, long time since I’ve seen home
 

Lonely people in Holiday Inns

I’ve been looking over fifty states of my freedom
And I’m dying to make it home again

Fifty states of freedom

Fifty states of freedom

Fifty states of …

Mr. Every Daily Jones with a face full of gin

Sweet mama tranquil on her pills now she’s high

Baby’s on the long, long, long run

He’s strung out again

Lonely people in Holiday Inns

I’ve been looking over fifty states of my freedom

And I’m dying to make it home again

Fifty states of freedom

Fifty states of freedom

Fifty states of freedom

United States of my freedom

Don’t know who’s been driving my car

But he sure is good

I’ve been sleeping on the job, sweet mama

And it’s been such a long, long, long time since I’ve seen home
 

Watching the electrical signs telling me what to do

Turn it right and turn it left now they all say

Better keep your eyes open wide

You’re going the wrong way

Lonely people in Holiday Inns

I’ve been looking over fifty states of my freedom

And I’m dying to make it home again

Fifty states of freedom

Fifty states of freedom

Fifty states of freedom

Freedom, Freedom, Freedom

Freedom, Freedom, Freedom

Lonely people in Holiday Inns

I’ve been looking over fifty states of my freedom

And I’m dying to make it home again

Fifty states of freedom

Fifty states of freedom

Fifty states of freedom

United States of my freedom

Talk about Freedom