It is rumored someone named Jerry Kurl feels he should be Biden’s running mate. He says he is Constitutionally qualified due to his hair being very curly. He wants to challenge the qualifications of Joe Biden’s VP pick based on the fact his hair is very curly and the fact that he drives a corvette.
It is rumored his genitals are also qualified according to the Constitution to be the true running mate of a man who has curly leg hairs so magnificent all the children of color wanted to play with and feel his leg hairs poolside.
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News flash:
Jerry Kurl swears he has never played with a man’s leg hair. Once again he wants to make this very very clear. He has never played with a man’s leg hair. He has only played with his mother’s leg hair.
Oh my, what has America come to?