Queen’s 1978 song called Bicycle Race with the chorus line “I want to ride my bicycle” is perfect for Lunchbox Joe to show (according to Lunchbox Joe) he has physical stamina.
But two things come into question.
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Lunchbox Joe wondered in 2016 if Trump was physically fit enough for office. He also wanted to know if Trump was mentally stable enough to be in office. But Lunchbox Joe also wondered if Trump’s male genitals were presidential enough.
So Joe took a ride on his bicycle. He wanted to show he was physically fit for office.
We would like to know how long he rode his bicycle and if he could remember how to get home due to his questionable mental state.
Quite frankly we don’t think very many people wanna think about or know if the hair sniffing Joe is presidential enough when it comes to his male genitals. Someone needs to let Joe know riding a bicycle can mess with a man’s prostate. Maybe some of you will think we are giving Joe a low blow. But we really have zero desire to give Joe any kind of blow. For that matter Trump either.
Enjoy the music.
Queen: Bicycle Race
Lyrics
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
You say black, I say white
You say bark, I say bite
You say shark, I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don’t like Star WarsYou say Rolls, I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord, I say Christ
I don’t believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do isBicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, races are coming your waySo forget all your duties, oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls, they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties, oh yeahOn your marks, get set, goBicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
(I want a) bicycle raceYou say coke, I say ‘caine
You say John, I say Wayne
Hot dog, I say cool it man
I don’t wanna be the President of AmericaYou say smile, I say cheese
Cartier, I say please
Income tax, I say Jesus
I don’t wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
‘Cause all I want to do isBicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle (c’mon), bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like