Category: Comedy

Bald Beagle

Introducing Bald Beagle a new Constitutional Website baldbeagle.com for children. It is cute and information is delivered at a tempo which will not bore the kids or send the parents over the edge. No Barnie here. Enjoy

It’s a great thing for a family to stand up for America and her Constitution.

Dead Skunk

If you feel something is not right in America today there could be a dead skunk in the middle of the road. Take off your masks and smell the sweet aroma of truth.

We the People of America are being played. Those playing Americans are saying you are so stupid, “useful idiots”, that you will wear a mask, get lost in the hysteria, the panic, and the misinformation brought to you from so many directions you won’t be able to smell the dead skunk.

There is a difference between the critter called a skunk and a burned plant which smells like skunk. Take your mask off. Get some oxygen and start thinking for yourself.

This 1972 song Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road by London Wainwright III in Album III lays it out for us here in the crazy year of 2020. Enjoy.

Lyrics

Crossin’ the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn’t see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are

You got your
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin’ to high heaven

Take a whiff on me, that ain’t no rose
Roll up yer window and hold your nose
You don’t have to look and you don’t have to see
‘Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got your
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
And it’s stinkin’ to high heaven

Yeah you got your dead cat and you got your dead dog
On a moonlight night you got your dead toad frog
Got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they’re gonna make you swoon

You got your
Dead skunk in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin’ to high heavenC’mon stink

You got it
It’s dead, it’s in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin’ to high heaven
All over the road, technicolor man
Oh, you got pollution
It’s dead, it’s in the middle
And it’s stinkin’ to high, high heaven

Jerry Kurl for VP

It is rumored someone named Jerry Kurl feels he should be Biden’s running mate. He says he is Constitutionally qualified due to his hair being very curly. He wants to challenge the qualifications of Joe Biden’s VP pick based on the fact his hair is very curly and the fact that he drives a corvette.

It is rumored his genitals are also qualified according to the Constitution to be the true running mate of a man who has curly leg hairs so magnificent all the children of color wanted to play with and feel his leg hairs poolside.

News flash:

Jerry Kurl swears he has never played with a man’s leg hair. Once again he wants to make this very very clear. He has never played with a man’s leg hair. He has only played with his mother’s leg hair.

Oh my, what has America come to?