Biden’s First 100 Days

Reminder this isn’t a Democrat or a Republican thing. It’s a Constitution thing. It’s an American thing.

Biden’s agenda for his first 100 days in office.

By Glen Beck

It’s an audio, so just listen this is serious. God Bless America

The Clown In The White House

(Copied from a patriot; please feel free to do the same.)

The clown in the White House just brokered two Middle East Peace Accords, something that 71 years of political intervention and endless war failed to produce.

The buffoon in the White House is the first president that has not engaged us in a foreign war since Eisenhower.

The clown in the White House has had the greatest impact on the economy, bringing jobs, and lowering unemployment to the Black and Latino population of ANY other president. Ever.

The buffoon in the White House has exposed the deep, widespread, and long-standing corruption in the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the Republican and Democratic parties.

The buffoon in the White House turned NATO around and had them start paying their dues.

The clown in the White House neutralized the North Koreans, stopped them from developing a further nuclear capability, sending missiles toward Japan, and threatening the West Coast of the US.

The clown in the White House turned our relationship with the Chinese around, brought hundreds of business back to the US, and revived the economy. Hello!!!!!!!

The clown in the White House has accomplished the appointing of three Supreme Court Justices and close to 300 Federal Judges.

This same clown in the White House lowered your taxes, increased the standard deduction on your IRS return from $12,500 for Married Filing Joint to $24,400, and caused your stock market to move to record levels over 100 times, positively impacting the retirements of tens of millions of citizens.

The clown in the White House fast-tracked the development of a COVID Vaccine – it will be available within weeks – we still don’t have a vaccine for SARS, Bird Flu, Ebola, or a host of diseases that arose during previous administrations.

The clown in the White House rebuilt our military which the Obama administration had crippled and had fired 214 key generals and admirals in his first year of office.

This clown in the White House uncovered widespread pedophilia in the government and in Hollywood and is exposing worldwide sex trafficking of minors and bringing children home to their families.

The clown in the White House works for free and has lost well over 2 billion dollars of his own money in serving – and done all of this and much more in the face of relentless undermining and opposition from people who are threatened because they know they are going to be exposed as the criminals that they are if he is re-elected.

I got it, you don’t like him. Many of you utterly hate and despise him. How special of you. He is serving you and ALL the American people. What are you doing besides calling him names and laughing about him catching the China virus ?????

And please educate me again as to what Biden has accomplished for America in his 47 years in office?

I’ll take a ‘clown’ any day versus a fork-tongued, smooth-talking hypocritical corrupt liar.

Please let it be known, I am not sure I would want to have a beer with him (if he drank, which he doesn’t) or even be his friend. I don’t care if I even like him. I want a strong leader who isn’t afraid to kick some ass when needed. I don’t need a fatherly figure – I already have one. I don’t need a liar – that’s what Hollywood and CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, and the New York Times are for.

I don’t need someone to help me, but I also don’t want an obstacle or a demented, senile washed-up Swamp Monster.

The world is a dangerous place – history has proven that. If the ‘world’ loves our President- it’s probably since he and our country is a chump for admiration.

God bless Donald Trump – the most unappreciated President in history.

Am I Physically Fit For Office?

Queen’s 1978 song called Bicycle Race with the chorus line “I want to ride my bicycle” is perfect for Lunchbox Joe to show (according to Lunchbox Joe) he has physical stamina.

But two things come into question.

Lunchbox Joe wondered in 2016 if Trump was physically fit enough for office. He also wanted to know if Trump was mentally stable enough to be in office. But Lunchbox Joe also wondered if Trump’s male genitals were presidential enough.

So Joe took a ride on his bicycle. He wanted to show he was physically fit for office.

We would like to know how long he rode his bicycle and if he could remember how to get home due to his questionable mental state.

Quite frankly we don’t think very many people wanna think about or know if the hair sniffing Joe is presidential enough when it comes to his male genitals. Someone needs to let Joe know riding a bicycle can mess with a man’s prostate. Maybe some of you will think we are giving Joe a low blow. But we really have zero desire to give Joe any kind of blow. For that matter Trump either.

Enjoy the music.

Queen: Bicycle Race

Picture retrieved from https://www.the-sun.com/news/1276935/joe-biden-picked-running-mate-veep-presidential-election/

Lyrics

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black, I say white
You say bark, I say bite
You say shark, I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don’t like Star WarsYou say Rolls, I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord, I say Christ
I don’t believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do isBicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, races are coming your waySo forget all your duties, oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls, they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties, oh yeahOn your marks, get set, goBicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
(I want a) bicycle raceYou say coke, I say ‘caine
You say John, I say Wayne
Hot dog, I say cool it man
I don’t wanna be the President of AmericaYou say smile, I say cheese
Cartier, I say please
Income tax, I say Jesus
I don’t wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
‘Cause all I want to do isBicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle (c’mon), bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

Jerry Kurl for VP

It is rumored someone named Jerry Kurl feels he should be Biden’s running mate. He says he is Constitutionally qualified due to his hair being very curly. He wants to challenge the qualifications of Joe Biden’s VP pick based on the fact his hair is very curly and the fact that he drives a corvette.

It is rumored his genitals are also qualified according to the Constitution to be the true running mate of a man who has curly leg hairs so magnificent all the children of color wanted to play with and feel his leg hairs poolside.

News flash:

Jerry Kurl swears he has never played with a man’s leg hair. Once again he wants to make this very very clear. He has never played with a man’s leg hair. He has only played with his mother’s leg hair.

Oh my, what has America come to?